I’m clearly having an issue with drinks
Last night, after the bedtime drama, I was sitting on the couch and I decided a beer sounded good.
Get the beer, open it, set it on the coffee table, sit on the couch, reach for the laptop, and ka-boom.
The laptop cord was behind the bottle, and the bottle went flying off the coffee table. It asploded. All over the floor, the couch, fizzing up madly while I made a wild dash for the kitchen sink.
So just now, I opened a plastic soda bottle at my desk at work. Sure enough, as soon as I opened the lid, it fizzed up all over me, my keyboard, my desk, and my floor.
I think I have a drinking problem.